There's this part in the acoustic version of "Jacket" (it's not in the original) Dermott goes, "One button, two button, three button..." and Hank is panting in the background, and every time I hear it I can't help but picture Dermott like unbuttoning Hank's shirt or something (Hank doesn't even wear a button-down but w/e for the purpose of this he does) and yeah. In fact the whole acoustic version is pretty much just Dermott's voice getting all husky and Hank panting about it idk man.
The entire acoustic version of jacket is so easy to hear as dermott and hank getting hot and heavy, holy shit.
One of my favorite headcanons (and kinks in general *cough cough*) is the boys sort of teasing and making fun of each other for being turned on? Not in like a mean way just like "omg are you hard already I didn't even do anything", though I kinda picture Dean getting off on getting made fun of anyway sooooooooo....
well you have absolutely come to the right place my friend because that’s one of my favourite kinks/headcanons too lmao!!
dean definitely gets off on that kinda thing, he’s so painfully wibbly and submissive it’s hard to imagine him not loving humiliation and being degraded hfhhfhf. i can see hank really enjoying teasing him about it too, especially bc he knows how much the teasing turns dean on haha
hank snickering at how flushed dean gets when he just tugs on his hair while they’re watching tv, telling him how freaky it is and then just tugging harder while dean whines and tells him to stop ahh god bless :’))
since all of you guys are pretty much my bros, i gotta tell you that my blog got deleted! and i have a new one which is this one. please spread the word.
hey everyone teff is a dumb baby who accidentally deleted his blog and we all love him so go refollow!!!!! <3
Hey, uh, so…here’s a thing I wrote a while ago? I hasn’t gotten much attention, but I figured you guys might enjoy it?
(I’ve never openly admitted to writing porn before omg I’m super nervous! ^_^”)
huHRUHRURHuhrurhruhUHRURHRUH vENTURE THREESOMES ARE WHAT KEEPS MY BODY FUELED AHHhhhHH this is really really good !!!! you should definitely submit more, we need way more fics like this <3 wheezes for days because dean
For my baby cakes.
We were discussing the sexual nature of Orpheus and we mostly agreed that he would be the kind of guy who uses scientific or verbose terms concerning sexual acts even while in the act of performing.
I personally think Orpheuss is into some really kinky shit but is publicly more reserved about his sexual inclinations unlike Brock or Rusty, so he’s always exploring new things with himself in the dead of night when no one can hear him wank.
And yes, this image is reference to a sexual position involving a pole like tool that’s used to stimulate the anus and balls. When I came across it a while back I literally said, “kay,” and I was like, “heh, gotta draw Orpheus exploring this technique.”
I’ve been dead from here because I’ve mostly had to concentrate on my portfolio which is 95% done.
I’ve been wanting to draw some smut and finally just made myself do it, so have some Hank Venture. Ironically I’m more into Rusty, Orpheus, Monarch, Hatred, and the women of the series, but Hank was on my mind soooo.
Dedicated to my friend, MG, since they got me back into the series and they love Hank. I still owe them some Dank art that I’ll do whenever I get the chance, heh.
Insert cliche, guilty pleasure slash art!
[ bonus zoom in shots ]
This is one of those slashes that would only make sense if Monarch were having sex to humiliate or dominate Rusty. I’ll most likely draw smut around those lines to make the pairing more believable, but this will do for now since I just wanted to draw some dick.
I’ve stared at this for 10min trying to make sure there are no mistakes, but we all know there’s bound to be some, so I’ll just have to - hay… No. Get out of here, neurosis! I don’t need you right now, k? Sheesh!
oh my god, we really missed having pasty older man asses on this blog okay. please more older man asses.
also check out this guy’s art. seriously.
jane’s sketchbook more like too many shitty unfinished drawings of hannah in a strapon
MOD INTENSIFIES THIS IS A+ TAKE US INTO FEMSLASH FEBUARY IN STYLE look at those cute hips omg
COMMISSION 1/3 FOR MY BUD TEFFO! more porn on its way B)
Also i am trying to get my scanner working, if I get it to work I will certainly rescan this, bluh.
im still not sorry